Now that I’ve spent four out of the nine days of my precious once-an-year leave browsing the net, joining social networking sites and scrapping endlessly on them, uploading all my pictures that hadn’t been uploaded and some that had been uploaded before, sharing those pics, watching all my friends pics that they shared, reading all the blogs that I knew of, reading all the other blogs that came my way, watching every crappy movie that I could lay my hands on, watching every news on TV at least twice, watching every repeat of The Simpsons, Scrubs and Whose Line Is It Anyway, I happened to watch Oprah…and that was it! It changed my life completely. I am sure I don’t fall in the minority of those who have watched this wonderful program on television. It sort of makes you realise how sad your own life has become that all you can do is stare at that idiot box and watch people weep n cry n howl at how sad their lives are or were!
This is when I decided to ‘be the change that I seek in this world’. I decided to face all my demons and make them kick me out of this inanimate life. Of course I missed the fact that this particular demon not only had hooves but two bludy horns! After kicking me out of my slothful existence it came straight at me with those killer pointy corneous ‘head extensions’ and gored me to death. The last bit of my productive worthwhile self was gone…finished. Finir. Ende. Onchit.
Hence I was transfigured and lead to a new level of prodigal existence where I splurge my time on blogging, and you dear crony can now pride yourself in being my clandestine accomplice :)
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